Sh Tty Mum

Author: Mary Ann Zoellner
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1444755218
Size: 44.99 MB
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Any person, physical need or dream that takes you away from them for even five seconds is their natural enemy and must be crushed with loud, endless cries. This book is about how to survive babies, and what they grow into: children.

Sh Tty Mom For All Seasons

Author: Alicia Ybarbo
Publisher: Harry N. Abrams
ISBN: 9781419714047
Size: 18.83 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
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With chapters organized by season, the book will teach you how to navigate the bumpy roads of motherhood, learn to laugh at the occasional parenting fail, and maybe even appreciate your own mother. Or not.

Confessions Of A Scary Mommy

Author: Jill Smokler
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1451673787
Size: 59.46 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Of course you would lay down your life for them. But be honest now: Have you ever wondered what possessed you to sign up for the job of motherhood? STOP! DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU RECITE THESE VOWS!

Moms Who Drink And Swear

Author: Nicole Knepper
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 110165094X
Size: 34.82 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
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Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his ...

Mother Can You Not

Author: Kate Siegel
Publisher: Crown Archetype
ISBN: 1101907045
Size: 70.41 MB
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, Kate pays tribute to the woman whose helicopter parenting may make your mom look like Mother Teresa. If fans think Kate's mom's texts are insane, they will laugh out loud at the anecdotes her daughter shares in this collection.

Bad Mother

Author: Ayelet Waldman
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1444763164
Size: 21.86 MB
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What should you do when your daughter dresses up as a "ho" for Halloween?--Ayelet Waldman says it's time for women to get over it and get on with it in this wry, unflinchingly honest, and always insightful memoir on modern motherhood.

Parenting Illustrated With Crappy Pictures

Author: Amber Dusick
Publisher: Harlequin
ISBN: 1460309863
Size: 17.36 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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At least when you're not the one wiping it up. This book won't make your frustrating moments any less crappy. But these stories about my Crappy Baby, Crappy Boy and my husband, Crappy Papa, will hopefully make you laugh.

Confessions Of A Domestic Failure

Author: Bunmi Laditan
Publisher: MIRA
ISBN: 1488022887
Size: 34.38 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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This is the novel moms have been waiting for. "—Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Let's Pretend This Never Happened "Perfect for readers looking for a funny, realistic look at motherhood."—Booklist (starred review) ...

Sh T My Kids Ruined

Author: Julie Haas Brophy
Publisher: Villard
ISBN: 0345527186
Size: 30.47 MB
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A testament to the messiness of childhood (and parenting), and a memorial to the household items that perished along the way, here are never-before-seen photos and outrageous stories of VCRs jammed with toys, toilets clogged with clothes, ...

I Heart My Little A Holes

Author: Karen Alpert
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062341618
Size: 49.26 MB
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Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing. In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children.