Kids Are Turds

Author: Jenny Schoberl
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 1510704981
Size: 56.34 MB
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When you open your mouth and, holy hell, your mother comes out? Kids Are Turds proves that you don’t need to be Super-Mom to be a “good” mom (whatever that is), but you absolutely do need a sense of humor to get through the hard days.

Gas Trees And Car Turds

Author: Kirk R. Johnson
Publisher: Fulcrum Pub
ISBN: 9781555916664
Size: 66.56 MB
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Explains how carbon can be cycled in and out of trees, the ocean, and the air; describes how human activity has added more carbon to the cycle than ever before in Earth's history; and discusses how this carbon causes global warming.

Rabbit Turds

Author: Susan Froehlich
Publisher: Bookhouse Fulfillment
ISBN: 9781592985579
Size: 62.55 MB
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With over seventy quirky poems, Rabbit Turds is sure to tickle your funny bone. In a style reminiscent of Shel Silverstein, this book explores topics ranging from the silly to serious— bad breath to bullying, the fear of shots to zombies.

Working Mother

Size: 22.47 MB
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Your child has a teacher with a bad attitude. Occasionally a child may get a
teacher who's mean. If that's the case, you should intervene pronto. Your child
needs to feel protected and to understand that it is never acceptable for an adult
to treat children abusively. "There's one teacher in our school system who's been
around since I was a kid, and he's burned out," reports Susan Burke. "It turned out
he was calling the kids turds and jerks. "I said to myself, 'You're going to have to
do ...

Soaring To Awesome

Author: Mark Grace
Publisher: BookBaby
ISBN: 0984899839
Size: 62.31 MB
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This book will show how to identify TTing in real time and provide ways to deflect their efforts, so you can soar toward your pointed to vision.

Can I Sit On Your Lap While You Re Pooping

Author: Matthew Carroll
Publisher: Abrams
ISBN: 1613129335
Size: 44.81 MB
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As a single dad, Matthew Carroll didn’t always have someone to share in his frequent laughter and incredulity at the various things his daughter, Morgan, said.

Whose Poop Is That

Author: Darrin Lunde
Publisher: Triangle Interactive, Inc.
ISBN: 1684447062
Size: 54.15 MB
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Kelsey Oseid’s illustrations are both accurate and beautiful. Backmatter includes further information about the poop and what scientists can learn from an animal’s droppings. From the Hardcover edition.

The Elderly Kids

Author: Matthew T. Bell
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1481725114
Size: 25.67 MB
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It was more like, clean up the land mines my dog had left around the yard, build a
quality relationship with the neighbors, and tell my wife how pretty the curtains
look. But I was proud to be making my best effort. It was now mid—Saturday
morning and my jobs were in full swing. My goddess of groceries was out on one
of her many adventures. I had a grey Air]ordan headband on, that meant
business. I was tossing turds from the shovel to the garbage can. My dog was just
inside the ...

What Shat That

Author: Cjp
Publisher: Crombie Jardine
ISBN: 9781906051129
Size: 58.54 MB
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Ever wondered what wild creatures visit your garden at night, or which animals produce the world's biggest poop? Well here's the book that will solve all those debates and answer that crucial question - 'What shat that?'

The Tainted Turd

Author: Mnmdr
Publisher: Mnmdr
ISBN: 9780692886335
Size: 17.99 MB
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In this sequel and prequel to Behead All Satans, an obsessed lover aims to reclaim sanity.