Kids Are Turds

Author: Jenny Schoberl
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 1510704981
Size: 18.16 MB
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When you open your mouth and, holy hell, your mother comes out? Kids Are Turds proves that you don’t need to be Super-Mom to be a “good” mom (whatever that is), but you absolutely do need a sense of humor to get through the hard days.

Gas Trees And Car Turds

Author: Kirk R. Johnson
Publisher: Fulcrum Pub
ISBN: 9781555916664
Size: 69.88 MB
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Explains how carbon can be cycled in and out of trees, the ocean, and the air; describes how human activity has added more carbon to the cycle than ever before in Earth's history; and discusses how this carbon causes global warming.

Rabbit Turds

Author: Susan Froehlich
Publisher: Bookhouse Fulfillment
ISBN: 9781592985579
Size: 42.56 MB
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With over seventy quirky poems, Rabbit Turds is sure to tickle your funny bone. In a style reminiscent of Shel Silverstein, this book explores topics ranging from the silly to serious— bad breath to bullying, the fear of shots to zombies.

Can I Sit On Your Lap While You Re Pooping

Author: Matthew Carroll
Publisher: Abrams
ISBN: 1613129335
Size: 33.54 MB
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As a single dad, Matthew Carroll didn’t always have someone to share in his frequent laughter and incredulity at the various things his daughter, Morgan, said.

Nobody Likes A Cockblock

Author: R. Swanson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780692636756
Size: 58.27 MB
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Nobody Likes A Cockblock is a full color paperback children's book for adults about woodland creature moms and dads just trying to get their swerve on.

The Elderly Kids

Author: Matthew T. Bell
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1481725114
Size: 33.95 MB
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My goddess of groceries was out on one of her many adventures. I had a grey Air
]ordan headband on, that meant business. I was tossing turds from the shovel to
the garbage can. My dog was just inside the window of the front door, looking on
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The Danish Way Of Parenting

Author: Jessica Joelle Alexander
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101992972
Size: 27.99 MB
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Preparing meals together, playing favorite games, and sharing other family traditions are all hygge. (Cell phones, bickering, and complaining are not!) With illuminating examples and simple yet powerful advice, The Danish Way of Parenting ...

The Mommy Shorts Guide To Remarkably Average Parenting

Author: Ilana Wiles
Publisher: Abrams
ISBN: 1613123280
Size: 29.43 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
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If you want to wallow in your own misery about how having kids is AWFUL, this book is not for you. This book pays homage to the every-parent and suggests that they are the people having the best child-rearing experience of all.

What Shat That

Author: Matt Pagett
Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.
ISBN: 9781580088855
Size: 59.51 MB
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With lots of interesting facts about scat, this book is both humorous and informative.

Veronica

Author: Mary Gaitskill
Publisher: Serpent's Tail
ISBN: 1847654711
Size: 73.73 MB
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Alison and Veronica meet amid the nocturnal glamour of 1980s New York: one is a former modelling sensation, stumbling away from the wreck of her career, the other an eccentric middle-aged proofreader with a meticulous eye.