Kids Are Turds

Author: Jenny Schoberl
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 1510704981
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When you open your mouth and, holy hell, your mother comes out? Kids Are Turds proves that you don’t need to be Super-Mom to be a “good” mom (whatever that is), but you absolutely do need a sense of humor to get through the hard days.

Gas Trees And Car Turds

Author: Kirk R. Johnson
Publisher: Fulcrum Pub
ISBN: 9781555916664
Size: 21.27 MB
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Explains how carbon can be cycled in and out of trees, the ocean, and the air; describes how human activity has added more carbon to the cycle than ever before in Earth's history; and discusses how this carbon causes global warming.

The Everything Kids Gross Cookbook

Author: Colleen Sell
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1605502553
Size: 12.70 MB
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... the bathroom, the boy gobbled down a bowl of peanuts that was sitting on the
coffee table. Later that afternoon, as the boy and his grandpa played checkers
together, the boy started to feel guilty. He told his grandpa how sorry he was for
eating the peanuts without asking permission. “Oh, that's okay. I never eat the
peanuts anyway,” his grandpa said. “Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the
chocolate off the M&Ms.” Store leftover petrified rabbit turds in plastic bag or
container that ...

Working Mother

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Your child has a teacher with a bad attitude. Occasionally a child may get a
teacher who's mean. If that's the case, you should intervene pronto. Your child
needs to feel protected and to understand that it is never acceptable for an adult
to treat children abusively. "There's one teacher in our school system who's been
around since I was a kid, and he's burned out," reports Susan Burke. "It turned out
he was calling the kids turds and jerks. "I said to myself, 'You're going to have to
do ...

The Elderly Kids

Author: Matthew T. Bell
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1481725114
Size: 73.26 MB
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It was more like, clean up the land mines my dog had left around the yard, build a
quality relationship with the neighbors, and tell my wife how pretty the curtains
look. But I was proud to be making my best effort. It was now mid—Saturday
morning and my jobs were in full swing. My goddess of groceries was out on one
of her many adventures. I had a grey Air]ordan headband on, that meant
business. I was tossing turds from the shovel to the garbage can. My dog was just
inside the ...

The Night It Got Out

Author: Patrick James Ryan
Publisher: Black Bed Sheet Books
ISBN: 0692329781
Size: 22.44 MB
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We have to kill it!” Harmon pursed his lips and frowned. “Paid them to eat their
shit! Really? That's disgusting!” Girard smiled, amused that the Colonel would
take offense to some lunatic eating little kids turds when surrounded by so much
bloody carnage. Ironic! “Yeah, it's pretty god damned sick. We arrested him a
dozen times and the damned judge just kept letting him out. Eating shit is a
misdemeanor. The guy is basically harmless; just a fuckin' wacko.” Harmon
smiled and shook his ...

Rude Kids

Author: Chris Donald
Publisher: Harper Uk
ISBN:
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And he didn't draw dog turds in the house style either. He drew the flies circling
above too big, and gave them wings. Me, I preferred a few tiny little dots above a
turd. That made it look less disgusting, but smellier at the same time. Perhaps I
was being too particular. But Graham's advantages far outweighed the oversized
flies he sometimes drew above dog turds. With him on board we were able to
take on extra work, and in the summer of 1 988 John published the Viz Holiday
Special, ...

Living In My House Isn T Always Easy

Author: Nancy J. Bossi
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1456871552
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Deer. Turds. Now and then I like to enjoy a nice long hot bath. With kids and
working it is sometimes hard to find the time. No kids and no interruptions. I found
my chance and away I went. After soaking for ten minutes, the room was getting
steamy and there was this awful smell! It smelled like a dirty diaper. All our kids
were out of diapers! Where was it coming from? The smell was so overpowering
that I had to get out of the bathroom. I went back and searched and didn't find
anything.

The Palgrave Handbook Of Prison Tourism

Author: Jacqueline Z. Wilson
Publisher: Springer
ISBN: 1137561351
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I was told that the officer in question was nicknamed Lieutenant Turds, or Lefty
Turds, and was a real prick who had no pets or favourites and was strict with
everyone. They reckoned he hated kids and loved to preach from his bible and
flog kids with his selection of canes that he swung with gusto and didn't think a
kid was properly punished until he was crying. So they advised us to cry or die
when being flogged by Turds. Just the thought of being flogged with a cane sent
shivers up my ...

Flash Virus Omnibus

Author: Steve Vernon
Publisher: Stark Raven Press
ISBN:
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Cow. Turds. It isn't every day that you get to see a fully grown armored tank drive
directly through your school gymnasium wall. The tank crashed straight through
the gymnasium wall, spilling cinderblock and mortar dust the boards of the fold-
up bleachers in every which direction. It was an absolutely awesome sight to
witness from this close up – which was nearly TOO close, in that Jemmy nearly
drove that set of two ton tank treads directly on top of about sixty or seventy other
kids.