Jane And The Giant Poop First Ed

Author: Suzanne Schlosberg
ISBN: 9780990877448
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Jane hasn't been her sunny self lately.After her giant poop clogs the toilet andshe visits Dr. Pooper, her belly stopsaching and her poop turns to mush.Now, the toilet will flush!

Dino Poop

Author: Jane Hammerslough
Publisher: Tangerine Press
ISBN: 9780439852784
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Explains ways in which scientists discover information about prehistoric animals, such as through coprolites, amber, frozen remains, and remains found in bogs, and includes related activities.

The Unmentionables

Author: Bruce Norris
Publisher: Northwestern University Press
ISBN: 0810125846
Size: 27.79 MB
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Ashlee goes she was chewing on your big purple dildo, Mom!! Right in front of all
my friends!! Now everyone at school is going to be talking about the disgusting
giant purple rubber thing you like stick up your— Etcetera, and I say all right,
Ashlee. Calm down and take the dog for a walk, and she says are you crazy?!!
When she takes a poop she's going to poop out big purple chunks of your dil— [
Without stopping, seeing jane's face] —okay, maybe this is inappropriate. jane:
Um— ...

Through The Eyes Of Ghosts Redux

Author: Anthony Gallacher
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1326430955
Size: 18.41 MB
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The voice proved without a doubt that it was Jane in this room. “Looks like you
know someone,” Bert said. “Or someone knows you. Is this the person you didn't
want to meet?” “Oh you big poop-stirrer, Bert,” Jane said, getting to her feet. “Why
would you say that?” She walked across the bedroom and, as she got nearer, her
features became clearer – as did Ben's realisation that he was in for a long night.
“Hi, Jane,” Ben said, looking over to the two girls sitting on the bed, both of whom

The Worst Date Ever

Author: Jane Bussmann
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 0230741959
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Jane, Betty went to Harvard, I think she can remember a niece. Shit. And if Cleo is
some random nutter, how would some random nutter find me, and how would
that random nutter happen to drop one of only two names that would make me
trust her? And you told Cleo all about John and Betty's presumably secret
dealings with Kony. If Betty's phone is being tapped, that's the secret police,
military intelligence . . . Colonel Otema, the human giant. Shit. I didn't like priests,
and the Acholi ...

Black Lung

Author: Joshua Dobson
Publisher: Comet Press
Size: 10.69 MB
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The black giant's shit-gloved fist clutches a handful of gleaming golden objects
when he pulls it from the preacher's gaping asshole. He tosses what looks like a
handful of gold coins in the air. Gretchen, operating on pure instinct, ... to her
room and empty her bloated bladder before she passes out on the bathroom floor
. In the weeks that followed Gretchen learned the wild party was nothing special,
just an average night for Mary Jane and her clique, jaded rich folk with nothing
else to ...

Black Wine

Author: Candas Jane Dorsey
Publisher: Five Rivers Chapmanry
ISBN: 192740035X
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Candas Jane Dorsey. “Like the grasshoppers are supposed to be in the grass,
not my pocket. ” Her auntie laughed. The child liked that laugh. There was a high,
cool music on this hill, made of that laugh, a silent wind past her ears, and the
sound of far sunlight glancing off a silver-black mirror. “You can be ... But some of
the dolphins liked dry land so they cried out again, so the giant shit some land
and they went to live on it and that was where people came from. Mostly the child

Kubrick S Total Cinema

Author: Philip Kuberski
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN: 1441149562
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(Later, in Vietnam, a senior officer disgusted by Joker's ambivalence toward
Marine ideals threatens to take “a giant shit” on him.) The recruits are both feces
and toilet, and their primary task is to become “hard. ... At the same time,
paradoxically, they must become receptive to the Marines: “skull-fucked” by
Hartman, bedmates to their phallic rifles, and shorn of all private fantasies (“Mary
Jane Rottencrotch in her pretty pink panties”), which are to be replaced with the
romantic illusions of ...

Saint Norman

Author: Thomas Aiello
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 0595258522
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And with that, I would now like to quickly cover my ass in the four categories listed
above, so that Joe and Jane H. Unionworker won't stab me with crucifixes: Artistic
: Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec was a gimp. He enjoyed the company of prostitutes.
Literary: Herman Melville was a great, giant shit head. We all probably would
have been better off had he died at birth. Political: Abraham Lincoln was a
dictator. He took out his sexual frustrations on my Beautiful South, and he more
than likely ...