I Heart My Little A Holes

Author: Karen Alpert
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062341618
Size: 12.52 MB
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Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing. In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children.

I Want My Epidural Back

Author: Karen Alpert
Publisher: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0062427091
Size: 51.59 MB
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If you are the kind of mom who shapes your kiddo’s organic quinoa into reproductions of the Mona Lisa, do not read this book. If you stayed up past midnight to create posters for your PTO presidential campaign, do not read this book.

Toddlers Are A Holes

Author: Bunmi Laditan
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 0761185755
Size: 23.15 MB
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Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault.

Confessions Of A Scary Mommy

Author: Jill Smokler
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1451673787
Size: 16.14 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Of course you would lay down your life for them. But be honest now: Have you ever wondered what possessed you to sign up for the job of motherhood? STOP! DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU RECITE THESE VOWS!

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

Author: Jen Mann
Publisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 0345549988
Size: 58.56 MB
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I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear From the Trade Paperback edition.

Holes

Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: Yearling
ISBN: 9780307798367
Size: 80.77 MB
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Winner of the Newbery Medal and the National Book Award! This #1 New York Times bestselling, modern classic in which boys are forced to dig holes day in and day out is now available with a splashy new look. Stanley Yelnats is under a curse.

Moms Who Drink And Swear

Author: Nicole Knepper
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 110165094X
Size: 47.66 MB
Format: PDF
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Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his ...

The Mommy Shorts Guide To Remarkably Average Parenting

Author: Ilana Wiles
Publisher: Abrams
ISBN: 1613123280
Size: 52.20 MB
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If you want to wallow in your own misery about how having kids is AWFUL, this book is not for you. This book pays homage to the every-parent and suggests that they are the people having the best child-rearing experience of all.

Reasons My Kid Is Crying

Author: Greg Pembroke
Publisher: Three Rivers Press
ISBN: 0804139849
Size: 76.20 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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In Reasons My Kid is Crying, Greg collects together photos sent from parents around the world, documenting the many, completely logical reasons why small children cry.