Confessions Of A Scary Mommy

Author: Jill Smokler
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1451673787
Size: 47.58 MB
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Of course you would lay down your life for them. But be honest now: Have you ever wondered what possessed you to sign up for the job of motherhood? STOP! DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU RECITE THESE VOWS!

Confessions Of A Scary Mommy

Author: Jill Smokler
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1451673779
Size: 65.88 MB
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An irreverent assessment of the dark side of parenting combines original essays and anonymous confessions as posted on the ScaryMommy.com site to encourage women to embrace their own parenting approaches without competing with other moms ...

Motherhood Comes Naturally And Other Vicious Lies

Author: Jill Smokler
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476728380
Size: 38.50 MB
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Newly pregnant and scared out of her mind, Jill Smokler lay on her gynecologist’s examination table and was told the biggest lie she’d ever heard in her life: “Motherhood is the most natural thing in the world.” Instead of quelling ...

Ketchup Is A Vegetable

Author: Robin O'Bryant
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN: 1466857196
Size: 61.15 MB
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If you don't have anything nice to say about motherhood, then... read this book. Robin O'Bryant offers a no holds barred look at the day to day life of being a mother to three, running a household and the everyday monotony of parenting.

Moms Who Drink And Swear

Author: Nicole Knepper
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 110165094X
Size: 39.18 MB
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Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his ...

Sh Tty Mum

Author: Mary Ann Zoellner
Publisher: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1444755218
Size: 35.74 MB
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Any person, physical need or dream that takes you away from them for even five seconds is their natural enemy and must be crushed with loud, endless cries. This book is about how to survive babies, and what they grow into: children.

When Did I Get Like This

Author: Amy Wilson
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061988014
Size: 32.66 MB
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Amy Wilson’s poignant and provocative, utterly outrageous look at “the Screamer, the Worrier, the Dinosaur-Chicken-Nugget-Buyer, and Other Mothers I Swore I’d Never Be” has already earned an appreciative response from Three-Martini ...

I Heart My Little A Holes

Author: Karen Alpert
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0062341618
Size: 18.82 MB
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Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing. In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children.

Just Let Me Lie Down

Author: Kristin van Ogtrop
Publisher: Little, Brown
ISBN: 0316088544
Size: 11.81 MB
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Kristin van Ogtrop knows she's lucky--fulfilling career, great husband, three healthy kids, and, depending on the hamster count, an impressive roster of pets.

Confessions Of A Domestic Failure

Author: Bunmi Laditan
Publisher: MIRA
ISBN: 1488022887
Size: 26.20 MB
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This is the novel moms have been waiting for."—Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Let's Pretend This Never Happened "Perfect for readers looking for a funny, realistic look at motherhood."—Booklist (starred review) ...